So, fast forwards to probably about a week later and there I am, sat in my English lesson and my teacher starts handing back our homeworks and there's nothing for me. No, because mine was being held back as an example of the sort of thing the others should be aiming for, and to my mortification, it was read out to the class as an excellent example, as I sank quietly into the hole in the ground I was furiously wishing into existence.
So, confession complete. I am forgiven?
PS. If anyone else has something they would like to get off their chest, feel free to contact me and we can book you in for your confessional!